In my life I have been:

• A janitor
• A file clerk (briefly)
• A cashier (Eckerd Drugs)
• A deli/bakery worker (A dingy establishment known as Kash’n’Karry)
• A deli worker (A gleaming establishment known as Publix)
• An English tutor (this happened a few times)
• An English Department secretary (Manatee Community College)
• A car washer (I was performer of the month at The Eager Beaver)
• A health food del/café cook/manager (The Health Nut)
• An ice cream slinger (Ben & Jerry’s)
• A dog washer (Pampered Pets)
• A daycare worker
• A private nanny
• A health food deli worker (briefly)
• An ice cream slinger (Emack & Bolio’s)
• A Graduate Teaching Assistant (NYU)
• An art supply slinger (RIP Pearl Paint)
• A tutor (after-school program)
• An editorial assistant (fashion mag)
• A contract wrangler (licensing agency)
• A gallery manager (comics museum)
• An education department head (comics museum)
• An event coordinator (comics museum; indie publishing outfit; lit journal)
• An assistant director (indie publishing outfit)
• An interim director (indie publishing outfit)
• An editorial assistant (Random House)
• A writing teacher (middle school)
• A writing teacher (high school)
• A writing teacher (comics after-school program)
• A writing teacher (theater after-school program)
• A copy-editor (Freelancers Union)
• A copy-editor/writer (private clients)
• A fiction editor (No Tokens)
• A writer (Tor.com)
• A writer (my giant stupid novel)